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THE GRAND ASCENSION QUEST

THE META-PHYSICAL MEME WAR

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THE KEKNOMIKON: CHAPTER 4, VERSE 20

THE GRAND ASCENSION QUEST!

  • WHY THE EVER-LOVING, GREEN-TINTED KEK SHOULD YOU, A FLECK OF INTERNET DUST, EVEN ATTEMPT THIS?
  • Because, you beautiful bastards, this ain't some "hodl for lambo" normie-tier token grab. This is MEME MAGICK INCARNATE! This is a fucking RITUALISTIC BATTLE ROYALE for prestige that will echo through the chans for EONS! For POWER that makes the ETH whales shit their virtual pants!